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Wednesday, 03 December 2014 07:00

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

columnist Eoin KennyI expect over the next three or four months of riding across Canada I'll hit all four seasons, prossibly -- even probably -- more than once! But short of a blizzard, I'll have to keep going.

 

 


"Good thing we're not made of icing sugar," as my mother used to say when I whined about the rain. But then again, I think she was only on a motorcycle once adn never once when it was running in the rain or any other  weather!

So enjoy!

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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart:

50 Fahrenheit (10 Celcius) 
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35 F (1.6 C) 
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down and still wear shorts and T-shirts.

32 F (0 C) 
American water freezes.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

0 F (-17.9 C) 
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. 
Canadian Girl Guides still sell cookies door-to-door.

-60 F (-51 C) 
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. 
Canadians pull down their earflaps. 

-109.9 F (-78.5 C) 
Carbon dioxide freezes and makes dry ice. 
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. 

-173 F (-114 C) 
Ethyl alcohol freezes. 
Canadians get a day off of work to go tobogganing. 

-459.67 F (-273.15 C) 
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. 
Canadians start saying "Cold, eh?" 

-500 F (-295 C) 
Hell freezes over. 
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

Last modified on Thursday, 04 December 2014 08:04

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