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Thoughts to Ponder

Wednesday, 18 July 2018 16:55

Ramblings Of An OLD MIND

thoughts to ponderI decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

thought to ponderSubmitted for your weekly chuckle...

Saturday, 24 March 2018 22:06

The Funeral

thoughts to ponderA cardiologist dies and was given an elaborate funeral.

Thursday, 15 February 2018 14:16

The Church Organist

thoughts to ponderMiss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.

Wednesday, 07 February 2018 03:59

Murphy's Motorcycle Laws

motorcycle tire Be Smart. Ride Safe.

Thursday, 25 January 2018 13:52

Just for fun

thought to ponderHere are some thoughts to ponder...

Tuesday, 19 December 2017 05:37

Well Bless Your Heart

thoughts to ponderTwo informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:29

Engineers and Lawyers

thoughts to ponderAn engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.

Wednesday, 29 November 2017 07:03

Tales from the Farm

thought to ponderA Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. 

Wednesday, 22 November 2017 15:41

F A R T

smellA fart is a pleasant thing,

Thursday, 16 November 2017 00:04

Today's Chuckle

thought to ponderOne day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 

Thursday, 02 November 2017 03:39

Student's Best Bet

thoughts to ponderA professor makes a bet with a student.

Wednesday, 25 October 2017 08:19

Now that makes sense!

thought to ponderI'm not lazy... I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Thursday, 19 October 2017 07:42

I've got some good news and some bad news...

thoughts to ponderOne day a man hears that a distant uncle passed away.

Thursday, 12 October 2017 04:59

Are you (or someone you love) old as dirt?

 

thought to ponderThis one's for YOU!

Wednesday, 04 October 2017 21:08

Get ready for some "Walks into a bar" jokes

thoughts to ponderA limbo champion walks into a bar...

thoughts to ponderThe police should have known that he might be older, but he’s not any slower!

Wednesday, 20 September 2017 22:37

The Moth Joke

thoughts to ponderSo, a moth walks into a podiatrist's office.

Thursday, 14 September 2017 05:26

Lawyer's Cigars

thoughts to ponderA Charlotte,  NC,  lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars,   then insured them against fire among other things.  

Saturday, 02 September 2017 14:12

An old guy goes to the Doctor...

thoughts to ponderYou don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing!

Wednesday, 30 August 2017 17:03

Wise Truisms

thought to ponderStop trying to make everybody happy, you're not tequila.

Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:06

The Beauty of Logic!

thought to ponderBe careful when you follow the masses... sometimes the "M" is silent!

Thursday, 17 August 2017 16:44

Three Beers

thought to ponderA guy walks into a bar and orders 3 beers.

Wednesday, 09 August 2017 07:12

Car Talk

thought to ponderThe daughter asks her Dad, "Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me that I didn't understand.

Thursday, 03 August 2017 23:32

Seenager

thought to ponderI just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

Thursday, 27 July 2017 07:48

The Laws of Life will leave you laughing

thought to ponderThe Laws of Life:

Wednesday, 19 July 2017 05:16

Curious Observations

thought to ponderSomething to think about...

Wednesday, 12 July 2017 05:16

A man wants a pet.

thought to ponderHe walks into a pet shop and says to the owner, "I want to buy a pet, but I don't want a boring, normal pet.

Wednesday, 05 July 2017 07:22

Two Pilots

thoughts to ponderTwo men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft.

Thursday, 29 June 2017 20:18

And that's how the fight started...

thoughts to ponderOne year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

Thursday, 22 June 2017 15:22

Your wish is my command

thoughts to ponderThree guys go out on a fishing trip...

Saturday, 17 June 2017 08:49

The Bartender knows best

thought to ponderLarry goes to the psychiatrist...

Friday, 09 June 2017 16:08

Dog Rules

thought to ponderIf you live with those of the "canine persuasion" you may enjoy this...

Thursday, 25 May 2017 13:37

The Pastor's Wife

thought to ponderThe pastor's wife was expecting a baby...

Thursday, 18 May 2017 16:19

It hit me like a ton of bricks...

dog in chairI have just realized something!

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