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Wednesday, 18 July 2018 16:55

Ramblings Of An OLD MIND

thoughts to ponderI decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses.  A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?"  I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator.”  She didn't quite know how to respond. 

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it 'Pumping Rust.'

When people see a cat's litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it's for company!”

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency.   I think you should write,  ‘An ambulance   .'

The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble..

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ' The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it

Some people try to turn back their "odometers."  Not me.  I want people to know 'why' I look this way  I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.  

Ah! Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

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