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Thursday, 20 February 2014 07:00

Farm Tales

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."

Published in Thoughts to Ponder
Thursday, 20 February 2014 07:00

Politicians – Liars All

A busload of politicians was driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

Published in Thoughts to Ponder
Thursday, 03 April 2014 06:00

Very Clever as Always

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers were asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

Published in Thoughts to Ponder
Thursday, 03 April 2014 06:00

How to Save the Airlines

Dump the male flight attendants.

No one wanted them in the first place....

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!

What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

Published in Thoughts to Ponder
Thursday, 03 April 2014 06:00

Auto Spelling Corrections are a BIT$#

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob.  I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been tapping your wife, day and night, when you're not around.  In fact, more than you have.  I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.  I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

Published in Thoughts to Ponder

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

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