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Wednesday, 04 October 2017 21:08

Get ready for some "Walks into a bar" jokes

thoughts to ponderA limbo champion walks into a bar...

A limbo champion walks into a bar. He got disqualified.

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A leprechaun walks into a bar

The bartender says, "You look a little tired, buddy. What can I get you?" 

The Leprechaun says, "I'll take 15 shots of your finest whiskey." 

The bartender says, "Okay... but you shouldn't take them all at once." 

The bartender brings the Leprechaun his drinks. 

The bartender says, "What's on your mind?" 

The Leprechaun says, "I've been having me troubles..." 

The Leprechaun proceeds to take 1 of the 15 shots. 

The bartender says, "What kinda troubles?" 

The Leprechaun looks at him, takes the 14 shots and says, "I be broke laddie!"

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A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders a beer and a mop.

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Two bacteria walk into a bar....The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here." And the bacteria says, "But we work here. We're staph."

Last modified on Thursday, 05 October 2017 03:21

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